It's been a while since I did this, so like I once did before, I will peruse my memory banks, and vomit forth the information I find interesting enough to tell you.
1) New things I have bought recently, a suitcase for Tim and I to use on our trip to Europe, a good pair of shoes which were difficult to find, and will probably be ruined through work in a very short time. Stupid work. New sunglasses, which cost me $20 thanks to my incredible business skills, but were supposed to cost me $100. Can you fucking believe how expensive sunnies are? Jesus christ on a stick, there was an $800 pair there, I nearly coughed blood at the sales person when she told me that you get everything you pay for with sunglasses. No,
no you don't, they're goddamn freaking
plastic, for fucks sake.
$800 pieces of FUCKING PLASTIC.
You Stupid bitch.
2) As you might have worked out from the above paragraph, between the swearing and spittle, Tim and I are off to Europe in little over a week. We leave on the 19th! So if anyone wants to send me flowers or the like, telling me how fantastic I am before we go, now's your chance. Sure sure, I'll only be away for two weeks. But you'll miss me.
3) The word of the day is
Constipizza. My advice? Do not go to Tonitalia pizza, do not order a large thick crust meat lovers, do not eat the whole thing. And to top it all off, do not spend the weekend straining like a retard trying to produce one droplet of shit from your sore anus.
Not that I did that or anything.
*cough*4) Ooh yeah, I got a new phone a while ago, it's a Nokia 6101 or some stupidly high number. Wizz has the same one, so NOW WE'RE LOVERS. Yeah, but I think I should have got white, I saw that I could get it in white the other day, totally should have, then Wizz and I could have been INTERRACIAL LOVERS. Blacks on Blondes? No wait, then I'd be taking it. Just get off me.
5) I have a day off tomorrow! I was thinking of having a poker night tonight, but I didn't get around to being bothered to organise it. I could have used up that Wild Turkey that I got with -strangely enough- my poker kit for my birthday. But I might still have it, perhaps on friday or saturday? Who wants in? You?
YOU maybe? Tough.
6) Well, as I'm sure a small portion of you know (I don't know how many people actually read this, I'm gonna say at least 30 million. Don't want to go overboard now) I am planning on going to NZ later on in the year, and now Wizz has decided to join me! Isn't that right Wizz.
Wizz: Yes.
See? Good times. And he also came up with the idea of going halves in a video camera, and recording our trip, as well as then being able to make other stupid movies. Which we would do without doubt.
7) Maybe tomorrow I will end up going into Carousel anyway, with Lodge, to both eat Subway, and get Clothes, in that order. Speaking of subway... Shit I should go and have dinner.
8) Dinner was - Good! Old english style beef sausages, nice thick chunky ones. With plenty of sauce. And cooked to perfection - burnt (The only way to eat red meat).
9) Big Brother is on! Zed oh em eff gee Batman! I better shoot myself! I seriously cannot believe how popular that show is. Do you watch it? do YOU? Because if you do I'm coming for you, and I'm Australian, so y'know.
Think about it.
10) Well, I'm gonna end this here, and go and make my desert, 10's a good number! In inches! That's what SHE said! Heh, boy was SHE disappointed. Anyway, banana smoothie/icecream/milo/milk sounds good right now. What we need is malt, that stuff is great, I think I might buy some at some point in the future, it's so nice in milkshakes - which I make often and sometimes give free to people I know.
Smooothiieeee.
