Prophet of the ages.

I AM A FUTURE MAN.

So I was reading Nostradamus the other day. Quite a few days ago actually, at Richard's house. And I happen to flick to this lovely little prediction he had. Let me lay it on the line for you.

An English prince, Mars has his heart in the heavens, will wish to follow his prospering fortune. In two duels, one will pierce him in the gall bladder, hated by him, but well loved by his mother

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hated by him, but well loved by his mother.

WELL LOVED BY HIS MOTHER.

Is it just me? Does that not sound like a "Your mum" joke? I'm pretty sure it does. IT DOES OK. GOOD.

Well I haven't made a post on here in quite a while, so if I seem out of practice, feel free to think about that a bit, why not. I don't actually have that much to say really. I mainly wanted to just get that whole Nostradamus thing out, because I seriously thought it was great. Hey I've got an idea, how about I whine about things that annoy me? Ooh original.

SONG LYRICS - God I hate some of them.

PONIES - You aren't cute.

NAIL FILES - NOT GAY?

ok so I might just get back onto the song lyrics point, as it's really the only one I have. Let's start with that song that is called by it's name. It has those lyrics that go "he only wants me for my body and soul". Well, considering that you're a slutty pop star, the fact that he wants you for your soul at all is pretty good really. Let's face it, if you were smart, you wouldn't have been in the popular group at school, and most likely wouldn't have become a "singer". So 2 out of 3 aint bad at all really.

FUCK OFF BLOGGER I KNOW YOU SAVE AUTOMATICALLY. Jesus, get over yourself.

Ok next up - "gimme 20 good reasons to let you go" What? Are you serious? Is this some kind of joke? Way to make up rules so that noone can get out of a relationship with you. "Seriously I have a restraining order, get the hell away from me I swear to god" is a pretty good reason I think. Unfortunately I need another 19 before you can let me go.

"Even when you look away I know you think of me". Now I know this is by Avril Lavigne, can't remember what it's called though. Can't be bothered thinking of it. That's a pretty fucking presumptuous line though. What is she a fucking gypsy? I think so. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. YOU CAN'T READ MY MIND IT'S IMMORAL. Stupid bitch.

Also this one I just heard on the radio, I think it's by Kelly Clarkson? Anyway the Line is "But baby don't you know you're the last thing on my mind"

Apparently not, you wrote a fucking song about him.

I think I had more to add, but I don't actually care all that much, and I need to go to bed.