Turns out I'm not.
According to legend, I've been falling behind, turns out legend was mistaken. Also gay.
Let me tell you about my weekend, would you like to hear it? Tough, It's not an audio-blog, I can't do those. I don't have the time or the patience or the blog.
My weekend involved abandonment, a lot of me, by others, of me. Two days I hungered for some "manning up" of others, only to starve, cock-full of my own manliness, but alone. Saturday, 9 am, I was abandoned by no less than 3 people because of a little rain. Umbrellas, they exist. Sunday, 9 am, I was abandoned by no less than 1 person, as that really is the minimum when you think about it, because he was too tired. Coffee, it also exists. Monday, 9 am, I was abandoned by 2 people, 2 people who were part of the 3 people who abandoned me at 9 am on Saturday morning. 1 person of the original 3 showed up to give me some hint of belief that I don't in fact smell really bad. Unfortunately this person was also the one who abandoned me on Sunday, so his record is not spotless, I would go so far as to say it was spotty.
Tuesday, 9 am. Is tomorrow.
I haven't got there yet, but I'm sure you can see the pattern, I'm wondering when or where it will happen.
Wednesday 9 am. Etc.
I just finished my Poster for Invertebrate animals, a POSTER. It's like a year 8 project, in second year Uni, why? Brian. Fucking Brian. Nice guy, sure, but he's a fruitcake. One of those lecturers who is just batshit fuckin' fruitlooped out of his bat skull. Possibly in his batcave? I'll do some digging (literally) and get back to you. Long story short my poster is as good as it's going to get. It isn't good. But hey, it's a fucking poster, what the fuck do you want Brian? We were told it wasn't supposed to have very much information on it too, because hey, you've got one useless childish assignment, may as well make it easy too! I can't really complain, but come on Brian, you're talking to a minimum of 18 year olds here, and those are a rarity, many of your students are in their 30's! Yet you give them a fucking POSTER.
I painted mine, it looks nice.
Did you see the beetle? I tried to make him shine, but I'm not the best painter and the amount of time I spend painting other things on it tired me the fuck out of painting. I even went and bought water colour paints for that motherfucking thing. Let me tell you they weren't cheap. They were $12.99. That's not cheap, that's probably an average cost for this kind of thing, cheap would be more along the line of $5.99. With expensive being around $21.99, and the average coming from all the similar painting materials of the same size, but from different stores, sold over the last few months, so as to eliminate any kind of currency value changes from the price.
These really are things you need to think about. It's not cheap, it's complicated and requires further study.
Speaking of further study, Richard and I went up to Araluen today and looked at the river going through it, taking readings and things, hoping to find some kind of monumental problem we could solve and be heroes for. There wasn't, it was pristine and beautiful, working perfectly. Mineral levels were well maintained and at good levels, the park acting like a sink for the good minerals, which were only minimally inputted by the pipeline. The whole thing was fine. Good for the park, but bad for report writing.
So we decided on changing the results so that the place was fucked the shit up in it's dickhole, and then write a plan on how to manage that problem, of its dickhole. Unfortunately the report needs to be around 25 pages long, and we have about 2 weeks to start and finish it in. FUN TIMES. Don't you love the end of a Uni semester? I do, I'm fucking loving it, see me love it? Fuck yeah. Pumped.
Yeah I'm just about done, there's a bit more I could write about. Hell ok I will, I just thought of something else, Team Fortress 2, and other various video games. Look away now if you don't give a shit, but you should, because I'm really interesting. If you disagree because you're wrong, come back when you skim down to the big pink label calling you a faggot for skipping what I talk about.
TF2 just released a new map, and some medic achievements and weaponry upgrades, they're all pretty cool, and I both like and approve of the idea. Unfortunately now we have dumb-fuck medics running around trying to get the achievements because they're dumb-fucks, a point previous covered. This is annoying, as it gets everyone else killed. Goldrush is a good map, plays well and has a lot of great points about it. I think it's harder to defend than to attack, it takes a bad attacking team and a good defending team for them to win, if it's even stevens, the attackers will usually win. Maybe that will change as the map gets played more, who knows, I haven't played it in a while.
Mariokart Wii is pretty great, I can't play it right now as Tim and Jess have moved out and taken it and the TV it was played on. The TV was theirs anyway, but the Wii was only half theirs, but that's ok, it's been worked out. I'm gathering you don't care enough for me to tell you how? I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. Anyway, great game, lots of fun. Trav has way too much time on his hands to play it though, and is number one in Australia at the moment for Peach Gardens or some shit, and actually rang me up just to tell me. BIG NEWS. Awesome. We'll have to have a wii night soon.
You're a faggot for skipping that. So yeah, Tim and Jess moved out, that's pretty cool right? Fuck yeah. I'll be pretty lonely though, what with the whole no Wii thing. NAH I'M JUST KIDDING HEY. I'll miss them, it's pretty lonely already, and I have no console to play and no TV to play it on. I'm stuck with my computer, which is good don't get me wrong (please don't shut down). But it's pissing me the fuck off! It doesn't start up properly, or at all and FUCK OFF LAUNCHY, fucking hell I don't want you popping the fuck up every time I accidentally hit the alt key when trying to tap the spacebar smoothly on the corner, as every mm of movement makes my typing that much faster. It's all about the lines, and the technique, to get the fastest time. Get it? In joke. You know who you are. Hey I just farted, turns out I have horrible diarrhea.
Speaking of cleaning up shit, Mandy does one on the carpet like every second morning, and pisses every other morning, it's fucking disgusting. She's really old though, so I guess it's a good excuse. I hope I don't get become that incontinent, and a dog. Unless I was my own owner, like, myself, owning myself as a dog. There'd be two of me! I could use "playing with myself" jokes twice as often! Bliss!
Oh yeah hey speaking of my computer not starting, it totally fucked me over today, and last night. I only got it started again around 2 hours ago, thankfully I'd finished my poster, so I didn't get distracted from it. Fucking Brian.
Anyway look, I'm feeling pretty shitty from that whole diarrhea episode 5 minutes ago, and my stomach is still giving me urges. So I'm gonna leave it there. Let it be known by all that I am far far better at painting than my dogs are. Seriously Bazz just sniffs and smears the paint, and Mandy can't even see the thing. Honestly they're terrible.
I have finished typing now, and I think I will click Publish post.
Let me tell you about my weekend, would you like to hear it? Tough, It's not an audio-blog, I can't do those. I don't have the time or the patience or the blog.
My weekend involved abandonment, a lot of me, by others, of me. Two days I hungered for some "manning up" of others, only to starve, cock-full of my own manliness, but alone. Saturday, 9 am, I was abandoned by no less than 3 people because of a little rain. Umbrellas, they exist. Sunday, 9 am, I was abandoned by no less than 1 person, as that really is the minimum when you think about it, because he was too tired. Coffee, it also exists. Monday, 9 am, I was abandoned by 2 people, 2 people who were part of the 3 people who abandoned me at 9 am on Saturday morning. 1 person of the original 3 showed up to give me some hint of belief that I don't in fact smell really bad. Unfortunately this person was also the one who abandoned me on Sunday, so his record is not spotless, I would go so far as to say it was spotty.
Tuesday, 9 am. Is tomorrow.
I haven't got there yet, but I'm sure you can see the pattern, I'm wondering when or where it will happen.
Wednesday 9 am. Etc.
I just finished my Poster for Invertebrate animals, a POSTER. It's like a year 8 project, in second year Uni, why? Brian. Fucking Brian. Nice guy, sure, but he's a fruitcake. One of those lecturers who is just batshit fuckin' fruitlooped out of his bat skull. Possibly in his batcave? I'll do some digging (literally) and get back to you. Long story short my poster is as good as it's going to get. It isn't good. But hey, it's a fucking poster, what the fuck do you want Brian? We were told it wasn't supposed to have very much information on it too, because hey, you've got one useless childish assignment, may as well make it easy too! I can't really complain, but come on Brian, you're talking to a minimum of 18 year olds here, and those are a rarity, many of your students are in their 30's! Yet you give them a fucking POSTER.
I painted mine, it looks nice.
Did you see the beetle? I tried to make him shine, but I'm not the best painter and the amount of time I spend painting other things on it tired me the fuck out of painting. I even went and bought water colour paints for that motherfucking thing. Let me tell you they weren't cheap. They were $12.99. That's not cheap, that's probably an average cost for this kind of thing, cheap would be more along the line of $5.99. With expensive being around $21.99, and the average coming from all the similar painting materials of the same size, but from different stores, sold over the last few months, so as to eliminate any kind of currency value changes from the price.
These really are things you need to think about. It's not cheap, it's complicated and requires further study.
Speaking of further study, Richard and I went up to Araluen today and looked at the river going through it, taking readings and things, hoping to find some kind of monumental problem we could solve and be heroes for. There wasn't, it was pristine and beautiful, working perfectly. Mineral levels were well maintained and at good levels, the park acting like a sink for the good minerals, which were only minimally inputted by the pipeline. The whole thing was fine. Good for the park, but bad for report writing.
So we decided on changing the results so that the place was fucked the shit up in it's dickhole, and then write a plan on how to manage that problem, of its dickhole. Unfortunately the report needs to be around 25 pages long, and we have about 2 weeks to start and finish it in. FUN TIMES. Don't you love the end of a Uni semester? I do, I'm fucking loving it, see me love it? Fuck yeah. Pumped.
Yeah I'm just about done, there's a bit more I could write about. Hell ok I will, I just thought of something else, Team Fortress 2, and other various video games. Look away now if you don't give a shit, but you should, because I'm really interesting. If you disagree because you're wrong, come back when you skim down to the big pink label calling you a faggot for skipping what I talk about.
TF2 just released a new map, and some medic achievements and weaponry upgrades, they're all pretty cool, and I both like and approve of the idea. Unfortunately now we have dumb-fuck medics running around trying to get the achievements because they're dumb-fucks, a point previous covered. This is annoying, as it gets everyone else killed. Goldrush is a good map, plays well and has a lot of great points about it. I think it's harder to defend than to attack, it takes a bad attacking team and a good defending team for them to win, if it's even stevens, the attackers will usually win. Maybe that will change as the map gets played more, who knows, I haven't played it in a while.
Mariokart Wii is pretty great, I can't play it right now as Tim and Jess have moved out and taken it and the TV it was played on. The TV was theirs anyway, but the Wii was only half theirs, but that's ok, it's been worked out. I'm gathering you don't care enough for me to tell you how? I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. Anyway, great game, lots of fun. Trav has way too much time on his hands to play it though, and is number one in Australia at the moment for Peach Gardens or some shit, and actually rang me up just to tell me. BIG NEWS. Awesome. We'll have to have a wii night soon.
You're a faggot for skipping that. So yeah, Tim and Jess moved out, that's pretty cool right? Fuck yeah. I'll be pretty lonely though, what with the whole no Wii thing. NAH I'M JUST KIDDING HEY. I'll miss them, it's pretty lonely already, and I have no console to play and no TV to play it on. I'm stuck with my computer, which is good don't get me wrong (please don't shut down). But it's pissing me the fuck off! It doesn't start up properly, or at all and FUCK OFF LAUNCHY, fucking hell I don't want you popping the fuck up every time I accidentally hit the alt key when trying to tap the spacebar smoothly on the corner, as every mm of movement makes my typing that much faster. It's all about the lines, and the technique, to get the fastest time. Get it? In joke. You know who you are. Hey I just farted, turns out I have horrible diarrhea.
Speaking of cleaning up shit, Mandy does one on the carpet like every second morning, and pisses every other morning, it's fucking disgusting. She's really old though, so I guess it's a good excuse. I hope I don't get become that incontinent, and a dog. Unless I was my own owner, like, myself, owning myself as a dog. There'd be two of me! I could use "playing with myself" jokes twice as often! Bliss!
Oh yeah hey speaking of my computer not starting, it totally fucked me over today, and last night. I only got it started again around 2 hours ago, thankfully I'd finished my poster, so I didn't get distracted from it. Fucking Brian.
Anyway look, I'm feeling pretty shitty from that whole diarrhea episode 5 minutes ago, and my stomach is still giving me urges. So I'm gonna leave it there. Let it be known by all that I am far far better at painting than my dogs are. Seriously Bazz just sniffs and smears the paint, and Mandy can't even see the thing. Honestly they're terrible.
I have finished typing now, and I think I will click Publish post.
posted by Simon. at 5/12/2008 06:15:00 AM
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