Clearly false advertising.
In eating a box of "Guylian Chocolate sea shells" the other day. I noticed that they were not, in fact, all sea shells. To my surprise, I discovered a shrimp, and a seahorse! I beg to differ Guylian! Those are not shells! Now I know you might think this a bit dodgy, but that's why I have photographic evidence to back me up on this. Let's do a little test now shall we? Is this a shell?
Correct! It is, Obviously Guylian is not stupid, right?
WRONG! That is not a shell Guylian! You specifically state, on your box. That... look, I'll show you the picture, it's blurry, but that's what it says.
Lies I say, ALL LIES!
Never will I believe another chocolate box.
This is your man... in a... can? Oh I don't know, I'm a fucking news reporter alright.
Correct! It is, Obviously Guylian is not stupid, right?
WRONG! That is not a shell Guylian! You specifically state, on your box. That... look, I'll show you the picture, it's blurry, but that's what it says.
Lies I say, ALL LIES!Never will I believe another chocolate box.
This is your man... in a... can? Oh I don't know, I'm a fucking news reporter alright.
posted by Simon. at 4/05/2006 08:03:00 AM
5 Comments:
Maybe the seahorse was fossilised in a shell. Maybe pigs CAN fly. Maybe Lodge WILL marry a porn star...
Preferably Krystal Steal
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i wanna be ur best man
simon. over it get.
of they had named the chocolates "chocolate shapes of things you may find in or around the beach" they wouldnt have sold as well.
dah.
p.s. YOU COPIED MY BLOG
I am taking a dump in your hollowed out eye sockets Meg, remember that.
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