Monday, March 06, 2006

Summary of style.

A few things have happened since my previous entry, I will list them for you. As explaining them in a way that makes sense would be far too time consuming:

1) Parties have happened, most recently, Sam's bbq. Well, I say "Sam's" bbq, but that implies he owned the barbie. However it was Lukes barbie, used at Sam's house, as Sam doesn't have a barbie. Just to clear that up. Still, it was good.

2) Before that was Scott's 18th, which was rockin'. Even if he never put on my awesome cd's. You can find some proffesional quality photos of the party over here.

3) This jerk keeps sending me spam mails, because he knows I hate them. I now also hate him. I will end you, Travis.

4) I'm playing zelda! Much to Scott's Delight.

5) Work is good at times, bad at other times. Just like how I imagined it.

6) I got the flu, thanks to my all knowing manager, who decided it would be a good idea to come into work (A restaraunt, by the way) and spread her spores around the staff, who both make, and serve the food. Yeah, well done Julie. Anyway, it's almost gone. But I hate her for it.

7) Scurvy dogs.

8) What else? Well... My Birthday is coming up soon. So I suppose you can come to the party, whenever it is. I'm thinking it will be on the 1st of April. So, be there. Not an open house though, and I'll probably make it be invite only. You can't take any chances in Kenwick.

9) I'm getting a new computer sooner or later, with the money I'm earning. It will be better than yours, possibly.

10) They changed the menu at work! The Jerks. "Hey Simon, Just finished memorising the menu? Well screw you! It's different now, chump!" Big bunch of Jerks.

11) This harlott thinks she's too good to come to my party. "Ooh I live in Melbourne, I'm not flying over there for your party, I don't really even know you, ooooh." Yeah, well, even though you didn't actually say that, same to you too, Meg.

12) Ah well, as long as Good ol' Jane can come, I'm ok. Hear that Jane? You better be here, I don't want to hear the old "Simon, I live in New Zealand, stop inviting me places, you know I can't get there" excuse. That's for wimps.

13) I might join a Gym. I mean, I ride to work, work in itself is hectic, and good excersise, I'm not overweight, and I eat well. So why should I join as gym as well? Well why not. I could "get buff". And "pull the chicks". So why not ey. Go to the Gym with my friend. Good call.

14) There is no 14 down because you're a stupid bitch.

15) I just heard from a very reliable source that my old schools Ball might be on the same day as my party, meaning some people would have to contend with my party, and the afterball party. Which would would easily reduce the number of people at mine. This does not bode well.

16) I'm running out of points and people to link to. Well, everyone go say Hi to Rach. There we go. Rach is cool too. And no Rach, of course you weren't the last choice. You are never the last choice.

17) The end.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i AM cool. thank you for noticing.

5:53 PM  
Blogger HAgro said...

I feel all linked up now link face, why dont you link me again, I mean your link-happy. Keep on linkin' Linkoid.

3:47 AM  
Blogger Simon. said...

I know a guy called Link. Sometimes we go out and puy on masks, and get rupees, and solve puzzles. He's a good guy Link. A hero.

5:30 AM  
Blogger Simon. said...

*put, that should have said put. Not puy, I'll puy YOU!

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY~PUY

5:39 PM  
Blogger HAgro said...

What does steatopygous mean?

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New blog biggles!

6:32 PM  
Blogger Simon. said...

I'm being overrun by porn spammers! Double you tee eff?

2:27 AM  
Blogger HAgro said...

Answer my question ! please

3:54 AM  
Blogger Simon. said...

What they|^| said.

12:00 AM  
Blogger Meg said...

i am not a harlott! YOU LOVE BALLS, SIMON!

6:25 PM  

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